It's Just Pee.

Yes, those words have become part of my vocabulary. Never would I have thought I would live to see the day. But that's what an almost 7 week old baby that pees all the time and on everything will do to you. I have nicknamed Audrey the "pee queen." The child pees on EVERYTHING; herself, her bed, my bed, me, her changing table, her bouncer.....everything. She is worse than a boy, I do believe. I've tried to combat the problem with different diapers (brands and sizes)  to no avail. I finally have thrown in the towel and purchased stock in Tide. Okay, maybe I haven't taken it that far yet, but I should probably seriously consider it.  I have, however, become less bothered by the pee in general and just sort of,....go with the flow, shall we say??

After the first appearance by her highness, I freaked out. She was on her changing table and I simply went to change her diaper when all of a sudden she was covered in pee, from her bottom all the way to her hair. I don't exactly remember the steps to the pee dance we did, but everyone and everything ended up being washed. But those days have long passed us and now it's "grab a wipe and go." If the pee makes it to her hair now, she simply gets a cloth bathing - unless of course, she needs a full bath anyway, but that is a rarity.

Funny how the OCD in me is totally taking a backseat. Before I would have NEVER allowed anything to stay unwashed that had the smallest amount of pee on it. Now? I'm pretty sure there's a pee spot on my comforter as I type. And two formula stains on my sheets....welcome to motherhood.

My little pee queen.